Radio 4 - DOWN THE LINE - 6.30p.m. Radio 4 Tonight. Wednesday 22nd May.

Tonight I am a character called 'Spud' on Radio 4's Down The Line at 6.30 pm. I will be performing a song about fracking in Morecambe written by myself and Jim Reilly in about ten minutes. Charlie Higson has told me that it is funny but ". . . not in the way you expected." I await the programme with foreboding.